technocite
1. n. a person who pretends to understand technology but in fact does not.
2. n. an organism that enters a technologic system and causes havoc (aka bug).
3. v. to ramble on and on about technology's danger to society.
4. v. a state of excitement due to techno music.
5. v. to cite works that make use of technology. (n. technocitation)
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